1000drawings:

I libri di Maliq by Anna Forlati

1000drawings:

I libri di Maliq by Anna Forlati


cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

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Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are, let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it.

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

0pal-heart:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

image

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.

3,969.865

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We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via iamnamelessgem)

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tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

(via squipples)



squipples:

im not even sorry i feel fierce


keepcalmandtraveltheworld:

Copenhagen, Denmark

keepcalmandtraveltheworld:

Copenhagen, Denmark

(via traveling-oneday)


meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

(via squipples)


onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via squipples)


swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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